So I was on the prowl for some top of the line, high tech, wild and crazy gym shorts to write a post about but came up empty handed. Basically, there’s far too many brands, fabrics, and styles of gym shorts to pick one definitive best pair ever. Therefore, I made the executive decision to name any gym short with normal, front facing pockets as the best shorts you can own. Here’s why:
No pockets = Where are you going to put your wallet/phone/keys? Are you actually going to carry them? Let’s say you do. Then what do you do when you have to use your hands for something? Put all your vital belongings on the ground? Then what if you forget them? You’ll probably have you identity stolen. At the very least, you lose them for a few minutes and freak out about where you put your things. Then you have to retrace your steps, have people call your phone, and get the feeling of a pit in your stomach telling you you really messed up this time. On top of that, you won’t be able to get an erection* because you’re freaking out about someone stealing your identity.
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